Ticker: GAYTUS | Launched on Movepump
Inspired by the *legendary* Cetus DEX "whoopsie" of 2025, Gaytus is the satirical crypto project you never knew you needed. Why secure your funds when you can yeet them into the void with style? Join the revolution where we laugh at liquidity drains and embrace the chaos!
Because when life gives you hacks, make hack-ade! Gaytus is here to remind you that in the wild west of DeFi, sometimes your LP pool is just someone else’s piggy bank. Launched on Movepump, we’re riding the wave of “security is optional” vibes.
Head over to Movepump to witness the most gloriously ironic launch in crypto history. No funds? No problem! Our smart contracts are so smart, they’ve already left for Ethereum!
Disclaimer: This is a satirical project. Do not actually invest in Gaytus. We’re just here to make you chuckle, not to drain your wallet (unlike some DEXs we know). Stay safe, and always DYOR!
Gaytus is a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the vulnerabilities in DeFi platforms, born from the infamous Cetus DEX hack of 2025. Our project aims to highlight the importance of security in decentralized finance through satire, while fostering a community that values humor and awareness. We’re not here to make you rich (or poor), but to spark conversations about the risks and rewards of the crypto world. Join us on Movepump for a wild ride!
GAYTUS: The Crypto That Hacks Your Heart! 🚀 Join the Satirical Revolution on Movepump! 😎 CA : TBA